Shannon is one of my best friends. She's beautiful, funny, smart, interesting, and just cool as hell. She's quite athletic, too, and eats a really healthy diet. So she's by no means some kind of sickly waif borne of an overly-Lysoled house. Nor is she obese or chronically ill; merely plagued by a bizarre series of random afflictions.
Sometimes they're kind of funny. Sometimes they're pretty stupid. I'm here to document them.
