Shannon enjoys mashed potatoes as much as any normal person; in this spirit, one evening at dinner with her family, she was just casually eating her mashed potatoes, not expecting to find a pebble in them, because why in the hell would you ever expect that.
This proved to be a crucial oversight. Shannon's mom has a completely retarded "sense" of "humor", as in she does stupid mean shit for no evident reason. For example, on this particular evening, she had snuck some pebbles into Shannon's mashed potatoes. Since Shannon isn't a python and chews her food, she bit down on the pebble. Predictably, this did not end well. It ended up loosening her tooth; I'm not sure if she actually ever went to the dentist about it, but I know that now she has to use Sensodyne instead of normal toothpaste.
Thanks a heap, Brenda.
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